#OnMyHeadstone – Twitter Poems

Here lies a pure soul
Being happy her only goal
But try as she did
She just liked to kid
Til she fell in this hole


I was sick and breathless
had something needing address
but government gits
and right selfish tits
privatized the NHS


She picked her nose til it bled
Crimson flow from hence it fled
Too much perfused the nasal shed
Now inlays her untimely bed


Laura Steel © 2015